ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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