So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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