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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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