Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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