when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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