why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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