Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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