I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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