so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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