Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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