I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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