Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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