Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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