So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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