Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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