I didn't shave. On purpose
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Boobs are out for the taking
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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