Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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