Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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