I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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