Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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