You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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