Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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