If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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