marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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