seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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