Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize