Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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