If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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