Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm really busy with my period
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