he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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