Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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