Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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40s are totally the cure
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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