what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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