Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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