Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What a fucking waste of an outfit
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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