I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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