He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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