On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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