Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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