you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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