i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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