Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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