words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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