I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
