Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.