Me too!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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