Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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