hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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