i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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