What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Randomize
