Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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