wake up i wanna do it froggy style
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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